#add Bumper Issue (3)

fUnNY pICtUREs!

Guess Who?


Ans: ____________(write it in your comments!)



(Top)
Left: Winston was so influenced by Mr. Chia that he decided to give it a try in reforming Eee Wen, the "delinquent".
Right: Now, you get it? (you have to read the previous post before this)

(Bottom)
Left: This picture isn't really suitable to be placed here as it's a real serious matter but i put it up anyway.
(This picture can be removed upon request)
Right: The princess with sovereignty over her people (pixels).
(This picture can too be removed upon request)


- Ee Wen 2005 (picture)
- Ms. Lim in her previous life? Maybe.
-(will be removed upon request)


- self -explanatory. lol. nah, it's time to say bye bye!!

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((On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk
to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The
cow
said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. Let me
have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God
agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all
day by the door
of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
I will give you a
life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long
to be barking. Give
me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God
agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said,
"Entertain people, do
monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty
year life span." Monkey
said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I
don't think so. Dog gave
you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said,
"Eat, sleep, play, have s*x
and enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy.
I'll give you twenty years." Man
said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man.
Tell you what. I'll take my twenty,
and the forty cow gave back, and the ten
dog gave back, and the ten monkey gave
back. That makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the
first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have s*x,
enjoy, and do nothing; for
the next forty years we slave in the sun to support
our family; for the next
ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our
grandchildren; and for the
last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark
at everybody. ))