# Bumper Issue

Week before common test!

It's here when i least expected it to. Mrs. B. Lim summoned all the 36 'pixels' down to the General Office for a morning interrogation.

It was like that, our PE teacher wasn't in school yesterday (11.08.2005) but we continued with the free play. This triggered some explosives in Mrs. B.Lim. She was fuming mad. Why? We got ourselves 2 charges-

1. Truancy - noun [U]

The act or condition of being absent without permission.
(wrong!- so most of themthought. Fine with me.)

The act or condition of being present without permission.

2. Defiance - noun [U]

The act or an example of defying; bold resistance to an opposing force or authority.
(well, dictionaries today hasn't really much use, are they? Ditto, with reference to above.)

The act or an example of defying; bold resistance to an inexistent opposing force or authority.

After much discussion without any desired results, the interrogation was adjorned to a later time during recess. This time, i managed to get a few shots:


-This two shots wasn't really well taken. Blame it on my poor photography skills okay?!

Well then, Zheng Han who was beside me all the while, gave me ideas for a suitable hiding place for me to take the pictures. I have the makings of a PI (Private Investigator)! Ha. Ha. :


- it's nicer and brighter!

#2

Later the day after lunch, we had Chemistry. Ms. Lim ( a.ka. Princess Vonne) displayed her flair for drawing with her masterpiece titled F.L.A.S.K :


-Ee Wen 2005

#3

Scenario:

Zhe Kai was really very upset when Mrs. Lee (Fishball) started teaching class 3/2. He hated her to the core! He wanted her dead! With so much hatred overwhelming him, he started hallucinating. He mistook Ms. Lim for Mrs. Lee. the princess was left vulnerable when her guards went for their "3/2 出去走走 " break.

-Ouch! (Ee Wen 2005)
-Zhe kai: aaiiyaa!!! I want your life!

#4

We had Maths remedial after school. This was how the classroom looked like at the end of the day:


-What a mess! (psst. the OHP doesn't look right too.)

#5

After school, Dylan, Ee Ling, Ee Wen, Wei Jie, Winston, Yu Fei, Zheng Han and i went to the computer lab to explore the infamous www.xstellax.blogspot.com . Yes, she installed a "password" on her blog.


- ZH and YF totally engrossed and mesmerised


-yes, this is her. But don't be silly, she don't look 'spirallical' but this could possibly be images in YF's and ZH's head.
( you will understand when you view the funny pictures. suspense.. haha.)

Well, i really do pity her.. to some certain extent.

End

(( The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return,her father cussed her out: " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through??!!" The girl, crying: "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..." "WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!" "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the spanking new BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country Club... an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and .. "Now what was it you said you had become?" Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff "A prostitute Dad!" ... Sniff, sniff . "Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!" ))