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Video Links

Here's the link/s:

http://files.filefront.com/Huhu_Musical/;3994597;;/fileinfo.html
- Clement 2005

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-as requested by clement


NOTICE

Congratulations to Clement being 3/2 forum's first
Global Moderator.

Funny Pictures (add)

Classic bananaman+rossi .

The undisputed superheroes of this century!



Funny Pictures Section.

Proudly brought to you by Sam Ung, making lifes easier..for you and i. LOL.

And welcome back to bananaman+rossi.

-Anonymous 2005
-bananaman, sacrificing himself in an attempt to save his friend "you tiao" from the scorching pot of oil.


-Anonymous 2005
-Presenting.. bananaman as scholarly young man.

-Anonymous 2005


- Rossi saves the day again!

"Is this rossi??"

It was really crowded at the Students Corner today. Can't help but wrote this down. Really can't tolerate the crowd. They tore down the notice for the camp groupings and i didn't get any chance to look at it closely!! In the end i squirmed out of the crowd looking as if i just got into a tornado. Grrr.



- before the crowd rushed in completely

BYE!

Logo Problem

Entry 2:


-Gavin 2005

- just as i convinced myself that 3/2 lacked some creativity, caveman proved me really wrong. This is what i call 有水准. 不错! 不错!

Applause!

Recruting!!

Recruiting (URGENT!!):

Dedicated, trustworthy members..

1) Needed in setting up forum @ http://threetwopixels.proboards59.com/ as moderators. (design, organise etc.)

(Moderators are further classified to enable different admin powers.)

Vacancies: As many as possible. (up to 5)

2) -REMOVED- ( not feasible as i assume no one is interested in adding new posts )

Interested Members please state your response in the comments. THANKS.

Finally, a school tie!

We finally have our own school tie!

I went to purchase one of the blue coloured tie straight after school today (29082005) and this was how it looked like:


Above: You are not seeing things. This is indeed our very own school tie.. after 88 years.

*And in case you are wondering why is there so little wordings on this blog, the answer will most probably be my laziness.

So, how to tie a tie?? For the convenience of those who are still confused on how to, i have made a search on the net and below will be a tutorial:


1) Start with the tie inside out, The wide end "W" under the narrow end "N".

2) Take wide end "W" over and under narrow end "N".

3) Pull the loop down and tighten.

4) Take wide end "W" over to the left.

5) Pull wide end "W" up, behind the loop.

6) Bring wide end "W" through the knot and gently tighten. The widest part of the tie should be on the same height as the top of your belt buckle.


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And now, let us portray ourselves as the smartEST-looking 302 pixels and beat other classes hands down. muhaha. 302 rules! huh? Let's see.

Below might be the funny pictures for the year.

edit:
"HUMPH!! tough luck the picture uploader is faulty..once agAIN!!"

Have a great day!

Welcome Aboard!

Hello all readers.

Notice:

To instill greater participation and and sense of belonging in this 3/2 blog, i have decided that if anyone wants to have his/her entry in this blog, the person can feel free to send it to jeremy90@gmail.com. Please refrain from bad languages as i believe there are non-302 folks out here. As if whether i should release the password for this blog, i feel that it's pretty not possible after much consideration. What if other NON-302 people vandalise it?? It will be such an insult to us. I will try to get the 302 Forum/discussion board (whatever it's called) up as soon as possible. Till then, maybe entries could be posted directly there.

With this, i announce that i will be on an indefinite holiday until further notice after the next post.

Recruiting (URGENT!!):

Dedicated, trustworthy members..
1) Needed in setting up forum @ http://threetwopixels.proboards59.com/ as moderators. (design, organise etc.) Vacancies: As many as possible.
2) -REMOVED- ( not feasible as i assume no one is interested in adding new posts )

Interested Members please state your response in the comments. THANKS.

Who's smarter? (from one of the blogs i went to)

Three Wishes

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.


























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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Chemistry?

3.2 Megapixels?

aha! no captions, no words no everything for the month of End August-Sept!!

Kitty, Oh Kitty!

Logo Problem

ENTRY 1:


- Doesn't look promising, does it?

Please send in your entries!!

Official Release

I have to design a new logo for this blog. please give some ideas or better still submit entries on how the logo should look like. (this will certainly speed up the release date.) aww.. the radio blog (didn't know it's also termed as podcast) thing is too complicated for me to understand- will shelf that for the time being.

#add Bumper Issue (3)

fUnNY pICtUREs!

Guess Who?


Ans: ____________(write it in your comments!)



(Top)
Left: Winston was so influenced by Mr. Chia that he decided to give it a try in reforming Eee Wen, the "delinquent".
Right: Now, you get it? (you have to read the previous post before this)

(Bottom)
Left: This picture isn't really suitable to be placed here as it's a real serious matter but i put it up anyway.
(This picture can be removed upon request)
Right: The princess with sovereignty over her people (pixels).
(This picture can too be removed upon request)


- Ee Wen 2005 (picture)
- Ms. Lim in her previous life? Maybe.
-(will be removed upon request)


- self -explanatory. lol. nah, it's time to say bye bye!!

End+

((On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk
to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The
cow
said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. Let me
have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God
agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all
day by the door
of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
I will give you a
life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long
to be barking. Give
me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God
agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said,
"Entertain people, do
monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty
year life span." Monkey
said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I
don't think so. Dog gave
you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said,
"Eat, sleep, play, have s*x
and enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy.
I'll give you twenty years." Man
said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man.
Tell you what. I'll take my twenty,
and the forty cow gave back, and the ten
dog gave back, and the ten monkey gave
back. That makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the
first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have s*x,
enjoy, and do nothing; for
the next forty years we slave in the sun to support
our family; for the next
ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our
grandchildren; and for the
last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark
at everybody. ))

# Bumper Issue (2)

faulty blogspot!!! will post the funny pictures++ another time. sorry!!

# Bumper Issue

Week before common test!

It's here when i least expected it to. Mrs. B. Lim summoned all the 36 'pixels' down to the General Office for a morning interrogation.

It was like that, our PE teacher wasn't in school yesterday (11.08.2005) but we continued with the free play. This triggered some explosives in Mrs. B.Lim. She was fuming mad. Why? We got ourselves 2 charges-

1. Truancy - noun [U]

The act or condition of being absent without permission.
(wrong!- so most of themthought. Fine with me.)

The act or condition of being present without permission.

2. Defiance - noun [U]

The act or an example of defying; bold resistance to an opposing force or authority.
(well, dictionaries today hasn't really much use, are they? Ditto, with reference to above.)

The act or an example of defying; bold resistance to an inexistent opposing force or authority.

After much discussion without any desired results, the interrogation was adjorned to a later time during recess. This time, i managed to get a few shots:


-This two shots wasn't really well taken. Blame it on my poor photography skills okay?!

Well then, Zheng Han who was beside me all the while, gave me ideas for a suitable hiding place for me to take the pictures. I have the makings of a PI (Private Investigator)! Ha. Ha. :


- it's nicer and brighter!

#2

Later the day after lunch, we had Chemistry. Ms. Lim ( a.ka. Princess Vonne) displayed her flair for drawing with her masterpiece titled F.L.A.S.K :


-Ee Wen 2005

#3

Scenario:

Zhe Kai was really very upset when Mrs. Lee (Fishball) started teaching class 3/2. He hated her to the core! He wanted her dead! With so much hatred overwhelming him, he started hallucinating. He mistook Ms. Lim for Mrs. Lee. the princess was left vulnerable when her guards went for their "3/2 出去走走 " break.

-Ouch! (Ee Wen 2005)
-Zhe kai: aaiiyaa!!! I want your life!

#4

We had Maths remedial after school. This was how the classroom looked like at the end of the day:


-What a mess! (psst. the OHP doesn't look right too.)

#5

After school, Dylan, Ee Ling, Ee Wen, Wei Jie, Winston, Yu Fei, Zheng Han and i went to the computer lab to explore the infamous www.xstellax.blogspot.com . Yes, she installed a "password" on her blog.


- ZH and YF totally engrossed and mesmerised


-yes, this is her. But don't be silly, she don't look 'spirallical' but this could possibly be images in YF's and ZH's head.
( you will understand when you view the funny pictures. suspense.. haha.)

Well, i really do pity her.. to some certain extent.

End

(( The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return,her father cussed her out: " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through??!!" The girl, crying: "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..." "WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!" "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the spanking new BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country Club... an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and .. "Now what was it you said you had become?" Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff "A prostitute Dad!" ... Sniff, sniff . "Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!" ))

Male? Female?

A lot of fuss is created when Mrs. Lim (Toh Yeng Yen)- is it spelt this way? brought up a topic of 1s and 0s. She was telling us how she was mistakenly recognised as a butch and how the people in the camp label the different sexes.


- males on the left, females on the right. erm wait, then the middle?

Displaying certain level of curiosity, Yxxx Xxx decided that he should have a closer look at what was written on the board. And so, he went. Stay tuned for the funny pictures as you scroll down the page.


- Mr. X, a typical 'Singaporean'

There isn't really much to narrate today and i am retiring early below will be the funny pictures section. Hope you enjoyed them! (not really much of scrolling right? haha.)


- By Me! (please pardon my lousy editing, Sook Xian is not in today)

Left: Ms. Smile Face scribbling something on a piece of supposed love letter. To whom? Only she knows best.
Right: Yxxx Xxx seeking confirmation of his identity from 2 sources.

Crazy Day

It's yet another day with so many free periods- we had our phototaking session and we managed to pon Maths lesson!! Free from Mr. Chia's EVIL claws!

The day started off quite tragically, with us having to break our "Jian Chi" policy.

We were sabotaged by Yang Yi, who made a shocking announcement- "The whole of 3/2 please stand up".

"YY! The Traitor" (haha, no offense)

This was what he got in return:



"Yang Yi the
Traitor! Act Macho (G/Say!)
Talk when gays have no right to talk
??? of the most disgrateful kind
3/2 '05 HATES yang yi!" (direct translation)

We had lots of graffiti on the board, until MS CHNG destroyed them all! I didn't even have a chance to take any shots of it!

As the topic of the day was clearly displayed when Darren a.ka. Cutie Pie acted so gayly:



Oral? Guo Ping and Darren.

I know it's hard on you readers having to bear with the torment of watching Mr. Darren for a consecutive two posts. But talking which, Darren is indeed the news topper "3/2 celebrity".

Ahh yes, Zheng Han also had his pinky painted with PINK nail varnish-yikes! haha:



Zheng Han striking a pose.

I am really apologetic for not being able to post the PINK pinkie shot- i reformatted my phone and poof! All my photos were gone! Not that i didn't do a backup, but i backed the wrong things up!! Argh! Tough luck. This probably explains why i didn't post for a long time.

With that i will end my post with so funny pictures for all to enjoy!


- Sook Xian 2005

Left: Yanru replacing balancing pots with a biology textbook on her head.
Right: Fufen and Sook Xian.